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gilded-one:

know what something in my heart tells me straight culture from the 1800′s up until now is thinking jo and laurie should have gotten together in little women.

both louisa may alcott and our lord and savior greta gerwig said hell nah and y’all are still out here just ignoring. like i know there’s always the point that as jo was the ‘boyish’ one and not ‘ladylike’ of course she’d get shorthanded but the truth is starting a school and writing books with your weird german professor who loves you seems pretty damn nice, but a) laurie and jo are too similar, b) amy is just right for the world laurie lives in; wealthy, judgemental, constrictive, but still not afraid to speak her mind (and clearly in love with laurie) and c) jo never wanted that life anyways.

and so concludes my take on the controversial romantic world of little women (1868-2019).

edit: i just found out that louisa may alcott in fact might not have wanted jo to get with anyone anyway and put her with a german scholar cause she had to, and. sorry, louisa.

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know what something in my heart tells me straight culture from the 1800′s up until now is thinking jo and laurie should have gotten together in little women.

both louisa may alcott and our lord and savior greta gerwig said hell nah and y’all are still out here just ignoring. like i know there’s always the point that as jo was the ‘boyish’ one and not ‘ladylike’ of course she’d get shorthanded but the truth is starting a school and writing books with your weird german professor who loves you seems pretty damn nice, but a) laurie and jo are too similar, b) amy is just right for the world laurie lives in; wealthy, judgemental, constrictive, but still not afraid to speak her mind (and clearly in love with laurie) and c) jo never wanted that life anyways.

and so concludes my take on the controversial romantic world of little women (1868-2019).

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if ur favorite scene in twilight (2008, dir. Catherine Hardwick) when you were a kid was the baseball scene ur gay now and that’s just facts.

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so far my understanding of Cats (2019) is that it’s basically the twilight renaissance in 2019’a feelings about twilight in that people’s general reaction to it is ‘wow terrible I love it’

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Winter - paperclipbitch - Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Mercutio/Benvolio Montague
Characters: Benvolio Montague, Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Post-Canon, Angst, Canonical Character Death
Summary:

Benvolio has never been certain if Mercutio is actually insane or merely overenthusiastic.

(Source: archiveofourown.org)

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apartment one-oh-four - geode - Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mercutio/Benvolio Montague, Juliet Capulet/Romeo Montague, Hamlet/Horatio
Characters: Benvolio Montague, Mercutio, Romeo Montague, Juliet Capulet, Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet), Hamlet, Horatio (Hamlet)
Additional Tags: otp gets a cat fic, this was supposed to be like 1k but it…..escalated, Drinking, someone ask me about rosaline i have a whole backstory, i keep forgetting i gave my other shakespeare gays a cameo but im not gonna apologise, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, this is a mess much like its creator
Summary:

Romeo finally moves out.

(Source: archiveofourown.org)

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If home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked - Chapter 1 - ThatSeance - Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Mercutio/Romeo Montague, Juliet Capulet/Romeo Montague, Mercutio/Benvolio Montague
Characters: Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet), Benvolio Montague, Romeo Montague, Juliet Capulet, Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet)
Additional Tags: Unrequited Love, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Gang Violence, Falling In Love, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Retelling, Childhood Friends, Miscommunication, Banter, Kind of modern au but never explicitly stated, cuter than the tags imply, they’re all pining, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, Male-Female Friendship
Summary:

Here’s the issue: Mercutio has known Romeo since he was young, and the discovery that he wasn’t walking a very straight path came concurrently with his discovery that Romeo’s cocky smile and kind eyes and bony fingers sent his stomach swirling, which was something that very much did not happen with other guys, much less girls.

Or, how a trio of three becomes one, taken from Mercutio’s very biased, very gay perspective.

(Source: archiveofourown.org)

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guys.

so i’ve been thinking and I just realized that we’ve named literally EVERY OTHER moon in this galaxy and like hundreds of other ones we’ll mess up someday too names like Styx and Titania

but ours? it’s just called the moon.

it’s already a moon. like scientifically. a moon.

our moon is and was the original moon moon.

no wonder wolves screech at it every night, they’ve got appreciation for wholly unplanned and worthy of a split-second-wow-science-kid-i-want-them Tony Stark level one hundred genius.

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